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Updates from April, 2009
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Full Tilt Poker Game #11681887024: $2 + $0.15 Heads Up Sit & Go (87649829), Table 1 – 15/30 – No Limit Hold’em – 14:47:19 ET – 2009/04/14
Seat 1: TehJinx (2,055)
Seat 2: Tim Jacobs (945)
Tim Jacobs posts the small blind of 15
TehJinx posts the big blind of 30
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to TehJinx
Tim Jacobs raises to 150
TehJinx raises to 2,055, and is all in
Tim Jacobs calls 795, and is all in
TehJinx shows
Tim Jacobs shows
Uncalled bet of 1,110 returned to TehJinx
*** FLOP ***
*** TURN *** 
*** RIVER *** 
TehJinx shows a pair of Aces
Tim Jacobs shows Ace Jack high
TehJinx wins the pot (1,890) with a pair of Aces
Tim Jacobs stands up
TehJinx stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1,890 | Rake 0
Board:
Seat 1: TehJinx (big blind) showed and won (1,890) with a pair of Aces
Seat 2: Tim Jacobs (small blind) showed and lost with Ace Jack high -
Bert
FUCKING LUCKBOX!è!!
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Bert
Full Tilt Poker Game #11681547458: $2 + $0.15 Heads Up Sit & Go (87647328), Table 1 – 20/40 – No Limit Hold’em – 14:24:13 ET – 2009/04/14
Seat 1: TehJinx (1,520)
Seat 2: Tim Jacobs (1,480)
Tim Jacobs posts the small blind of 20
TehJinx posts the big blind of 40
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to TehJinx
Tim Jacobs calls 20
TehJinx raises to 480
Tim Jacobs calls 440
*** FLOP ***
TehJinx bets 1,040, and is all in
Tim Jacobs calls 1,000, and is all in
TehJinx shows
Tim Jacobs shows
Uncalled bet of 40 returned to TehJinx
*** TURN *** 
*** RIVER *** 
TehJinx shows a pair of Queens
Tim Jacobs shows two pair, Queens and Sevens
Tim Jacobs wins the pot (2,960) with two pair, Queens and Sevens
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2,960 | Rake 0
Board:
Seat 1: TehJinx (big blind) showed and lost with a pair of Queens
Seat 2: Tim Jacobs (small blind) showed and won (2,960) with two pair, Queens and Sevens -
Bert
DONKAMENTS
Full Tilt Poker Game #11681391247: $2 + $0.15 Heads Up Sit & Go (87646649), Table 1 – 15/30 – No Limit Hold’em – 14:13:25 ET – 2009/04/14
Seat 1: Tim Jacobs (1,425)
Seat 2: TehJinx (1,575)
Tim Jacobs posts the small blind of 15
TehJinx posts the big blind of 30
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to TehJinx
Tim Jacobs calls 15
TehJinx checks
*** FLOP ***
TehJinx bets 90
Tim Jacobs raises to 270
TehJinx raises to 1,545, and is all in
Tim Jacobs calls 1,125, and is all in
TehJinx shows
Tim Jacobs shows
Uncalled bet of 150 returned to TehJinx
*** TURN *** 
*** RIVER *** 
TehJinx shows two pair, Queens and Fives
Tim Jacobs shows three of a kind, Fives
Tim Jacobs wins the pot (2,850) with three of a kind, Fives
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2,850 | Rake 0
Board:
Seat 1: Tim Jacobs (small blind) showed and won (2,850) with three of a kind, Fives
Seat 2: TehJinx (big blind) showed and lost with two pair, Queens and Fives -
Bert
Full Tilt Poker Game #11681265919: $2 + $0.15 Heads Up Sit & Go (87645855), Table 1 – 15/30 – No Limit Hold’em – 14:04:50 ET – 2009/04/14
Seat 1: Tim Jacobs (1,500)
Seat 2: TehJinx (1,500)
TehJinx posts the small blind of 15
Tim Jacobs posts the big blind of 30
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to TehJinx
TehJinx raises to 60
Tim Jacobs calls 30
*** FLOP ***
Tim Jacobs bets 120
TehJinx calls 120
*** TURN *** 
Tim Jacobs bets 360
TehJinx calls 360
*** RIVER ***
Tim Jacobs bets 960, and is all in
TehJinx calls 960, and is all in
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Tim Jacobs shows
a flush, King high
TehJinx shows a flush, King high
TehJinx wins the pot (3,000) with a flush, King high
Tim Jacobs stands up
TehJinx stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3,000 | Rake 0
Board:
Seat 1: Tim Jacobs (big blind) showed and lost with a flush, King high
Seat 2: TehJinx (small blind) showed and won (3,000) with a flush, King high -
Bert
Full Tilt Poker Game #11681047062: $2 + $0.15 Heads Up Sit & Go (87644259), Table 1 – 15/30 – No Limit Hold’em – 13:49:03 ET – 2009/04/14
Seat 1: TehJinx (1,530)
Seat 2: Tim Jacobs (1,470)
TehJinx posts the small blind of 15
Tim Jacobs posts the big blind of 30
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to TehJinx
TehJinx raises to 90
Tim Jacobs raises to 1,470, and is all in
TehJinx calls 1,380
Tim Jacobs shows
TehJinx shows
*** FLOP ***
*** TURN *** 
*** RIVER ***
Tim Jacobs shows Ace Queen high
TehJinx shows a pair of Aces
TehJinx wins the pot (2,940) with a pair of Aces
Tim Jacobs stands up
TehJinx stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2,940 | Rake 0
Board:
Seat 1: TehJinx (small blind) showed and won (2,940) with a pair of Aces
Seat 2: Tim Jacobs (big blind) showed and lost with Ace Queen high -
Bert
Full Tilt Poker Game #11681034561: $2 + $0.15 Heads Up Sit & Go (87644094), Table 1 – 15/30 – No Limit Hold’em – 13:48:09 ET – 2009/04/14
Seat 1: Tim Jacobs (1,410)
Seat 2: TehJinx (1,590)
Tim Jacobs posts the small blind of 15
TehJinx posts the big blind of 30
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to TehJinx
Tim Jacobs raises to 90
TehJinx raises to 270
Tim Jacobs calls 180
*** FLOP ***
TehJinx bets 1,320, and is all in
Tim Jacobs calls 1,140, and is all in
TehJinx shows
Tim Jacobs shows
Uncalled bet of 180 returned to TehJinx
*** TURN *** 
*** RIVER *** 
TehJinx shows a flush, Ace high
Tim Jacobs shows three of a kind, Twos
TehJinx wins the pot (2,820) with a flush, Ace high
Tim Jacobs stands up
TehJinx stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2,820 | Rake 0
Board:
Seat 1: Tim Jacobs (small blind) showed and lost with three of a kind, Twos
Seat 2: TehJinx (big blind) showed and won (2,820) with a flush, Ace high -
Bert
Score is currently halted at 34-45 in Tim’s favor. Running extremely good at first, I did gain some ground in the later stages, closing a 18 score gap down to 11. I’ll take it, for now.
Here’s some hands I posted on tehjinxpoker:
http://tehjinxpoker.com/2009/04/donkey-makes-straight-flush-zomg/http://tehjinxpoker.com/2009/04/lol-tim-jacobs-calling-my-trips-down-with-q-high/
http://tehjinxpoker.com/2009/04/disgusting/
http://tehjinxpoker.com/2009/04/ok-this-is-too-much/
http://tehjinxpoker.com/2009/04/and-the-beat-goes-on/
http://tehjinxpoker.com/2009/04/zomg/
http://tehjinxpoker.com/2009/04/sigh-donkaments/
http://tehjinxpoker.com/2009/04/lolololololololoollloooll111/
http://tehjinxpoker.com/2009/04/donkey-makes-straight-flush-zomg/